Great Grandpa Joke

A joke that’s even more original and predictable than a dad joke.

Person A: Why was the crab being so mean?
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it was feeling crabby!
Person B: Ugh... Enough with the great grandpa jokes.

by Dray’s Dictionary April 15, 2023

joke masturbation

The act of laughing at or enjoying your own jokes to such an extent to which it may be seen to cause you arousal.

Steve: Don't you find it weird how Dave always laughs at his own jokes? They aren't even funny...

James: Yeah, he's really into joke masturbation.

by MegaP143 May 27, 2017

Joke of a life time

When a whore ass bitch giving you oral. You tell her a joke as you cum. So it comes out the nose.

Know that bitch Stacy from the party last night. Yeah I have that bitch a “joke of a life time”

by MoneyEater69 September 19, 2020

Milu Joke

A joke that is so contextual but so bad that it can't be called poor joke.

Fenil cracked a Milu joke, Vivek facepalmed.

by MiluJokesSurvivor December 29, 2023

joke a smoint

A humorous way to say "smoke a joint"

Paul: want to come over later and joke a smoint?
Steve: hell yeah brother

by liamr06 March 18, 2022

joke-poke

the act of interrupting one's joke with another joke; rendering the first useless, therefore taking credit for the initial humor.

friend 1: "this is hard"

friend 2: "that's what-"

friend 3: "-your mom said last night."

friend 2: "really bro, giving me a joke-poke, i see?"

by uvtan October 10, 2013

thinking joke

when someone makes a double deckered triple layered analysis requiring joke that you need a PhD to understand

jack: this weather is as hot as a tree
john: did you just make a thinking joke
jack: yes
john: fuck you

by February 01, 2022