taylor hand

is a stuck up bitch who has nothing going for her in life and looks like a brown ugly ass oompa loompa.

Taylor Hand is a dumbass, never ever trust her

by Nerd1271204092148 October 14, 2013

Stella Hands

Select XV established out of Folkestone 2001. A seriously good drinking team with a serious rugby problem. Motto: Strength & Honour.

I played for the Stella Hands last weekend and am still sore a week later. If you step onto the rugby field and hear the chant Strength & Honour you know your playing with the Stella Hands.

by Man on the Hill September 4, 2006

Sammich Hands

invented by Mike Reed. A fat bitches large hands, built for sandwich consumption

That bitch got sammich hands

by Mykreed September 10, 2011

Chap in hand

Male masturbation. A term most prevalently used by members of the British upper-middle class.

The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.

"I tell you what Bertie, today's been monstrous. I can't wait to get home tonight so I can get chap in hand."

by Tooting Sigh August 10, 2018

midget hands

When a persons hands are cold and cabbage like. The person is usually trying to be annoying and their touch is unwelcome in the situation.

Get your midget hands away from me it's freezing cold

by smartspears92 June 16, 2014

Hand Pork

Hand porking is the art of porking a female with you're hand rather than with you're sausage meat. It can be performed using one finger, two, three or four fingers.

Luke - 'Hey bro, I pulled some skett last night. Totally Hand Porked that slag.'

Gav - 'You did what bro?'

Luke - 'Hand porked, I had four fingers deep inside that ho.'

by Gavanova October 2, 2011

hand cuckold

An artisan blend of cuckold. Usually higher in quality and popular with "the hipsters".

"I like shopping here. All of their rats are hand cuckolded"

by gadurp1 October 13, 2014