Nut Check

A Nut check is where you walk to someone and yell out "NUT CHECK" and punch their nuts and if they take it like a man, Their a true gamer

*Walks to a friend*
You: NUT CHECK!
*punches his nuts*
Friend: *Beep* My Nuts!
You: your not nut vibin bro

by PhoenixRizer December 18, 2019

smut nuts

Musty, hairy, funky nuts. Overused and under washed.

What stinks? Probably Sam, he has smut nuts.

by Junebug6464 April 23, 2014

monkey nut

A hard penetrating smack on the top of the head. Preferably using knuckles or a solid inanimate object.

Tell Bowlhead I'm gonna monkey nut him if he pisses me off anymore.

by Usman Yasin January 10, 2009

sac of nuts

One who is nothing other than a sloppy wrinkled sackk of skin hanging around holding worthless nuts. A sloppy, sluggish, non-working, piece of crap.

Can also be referred to as a Bag of Balls.

Sabino is such a Sack of Nuts.

by French Toast May 15, 2005

Blue Nuts

When a male is so close to the point of ejaculation (via oral sex, intecourse, anal-intercourse, or hand job)usually with his eyes fully rolled behind his eye lids due to the emense feeling of pleasure, in which his partner simply leaves him alone. His nuts procede to throb. This is simular to "blue balls", however in the context of "blue nuts" the sex must be MUCH rougher, rigerous, and/or wild. Thus explains the use of the word "nuts" - a much more vulger word than balls.

Thelma is riding Craig with such fury and lust. Craig's eyes are not functional due to the fact that they are rolled back behind his eye lids. Just as craig is about to let himself go, and cum every where, Thelma dis-mounts and puts her clothing back on. Craig is pissed, as his nuts are throbbing. They almost turn blue. This is "blue nuts" .

by Hemofeliak January 25, 2006

monkey nut

A nickname for crack cocaine. Predominately used in the south, it refers to a larger than normal sized piece of crack cocaine. Made popular by the rap group UGK.crackcrack cocaineboulderyayorockyambangermonkey nuts

Mane, that nigga over there be servin' them big fat monkey nuts!

by URASuka June 18, 2009

butt-nut

One who is nuts for butts, that is, an anal sex enthusiast. Can refer to straight or gay people, though it is likely to be taken as offensive when used to describe a gay person.

Remember that girl I started hooking up with at the party? Turns out she's a total butt-nut. Fortunately, she's really anal about personal hygiene.

by Vulgaris Tunge April 1, 2005