i nerd

a person who has every possible app, connection or accessory for their i pod and wants to show and explain all of them to you

"o my God here comes Ralph, he probably has a new app or something, he's such an i nerd"

by o to the l to the w May 6, 2010

Stat Nerd

Some one who knows alot of random usless stats or facts.

Me.

I'm a stat nerd. Look up my other posts if you care.

by statnerd May 5, 2010

nerd butt

When the calibre of nerdy is matched by the size of butt, commonly seen in cargo pants. Often easily identifies a nerd by the size of butt in higher worn pants.

Wow, Sean has a big nerd butt going on!

by scotupper January 25, 2012

ink nerd

If your a goofy person who's name starts with an "O" and you like tattoos

Optimus likes tattoos, he's an ink nerd

by segagenocide March 21, 2014

Nerd Echolocation

The process used to locate a nerd within a reasonable proximity by sending a text, email or other type of social media message. The sound alert you hear is almost always associated with a video game sound or music. This is most effective in a home or office setting.

"Hey do you know where Matt is?"

"I not sure. Have you tried Nerd Echolocation yet?"

"Let me see here. I will sent him a text and tweet" click click click

"Oh, he is in the break room. I just heard the Mario 1-UP sound and Legend of Zelda theme song come from that direction."

by azmike80 February 14, 2013

nerd virgin

A virgin who has not, and will not, ever find love (or real friends) because of social inadequacies and hobbies that consume his entire life. Tends to be overweight, a fan of Linux, and a liberal.

I'd rather die than a nerd virgin.

by Anferny Jackson May 29, 2005

Game Nerd

A person who plays video games A LOT. Usually they have no job, live with their parents, and spend the majority of the time playing it.

A lot of Game Nerds try to change the definition of the word 'game nerd' to someone who knows a lot about videos games, but they are just embarassed to embrace the fact that their only hobby is clicking buttons.

One of the biggest game nerds I know is named jose.

Person: Hey, wanna play foot ball?

Game Nerd: NOOOO, I ALMOST HAVE A SPY PLANE ON BLACK OPS.

Person: No life game nerd.

by Game Nerd123 February 28, 2011