Cleaning the Washing Machine

When you lick off the cum dripping down a penis after a blowjob.

Mike: Dude my was GF Cleaning the Washing Machine last night!
Tim: Nice, it must have been awesome.

by NotABanana July 20, 2015

trouble brewing machine

A highly skilled drama king or queen. An individual who can cause hate and discontent in their sleep. A professional troublemaker who says just the right things to cause a conflict. Someone who can relentlessly go from one situation to another and stir the pot. Veteran instigator.

He's the only guy I know who can make everyone at work hate one another after only an hour, he's one trouble brewing machine!

by LarsonM October 24, 2012

Machin

A machin is when somebody acts like Jonathon Machin

You machin, you fucked her with a cocktail sausage.

by Tommy282919292 July 6, 2019

Schlatt Machine

A Schlatt Machine is basically a slot machine in Minecraft and you use Schlatt Coins as currency to use it, only in Minecraft.

Damn, can I use that schlatt machine you have their I have schlatt nigger coins.

by Gianbarlo's fuck buddy June 12, 2019

food machine broke

As show in many dank memes

Mostly features big black men in a car

Food machine broke
Understandable, have a good day

by Kfantu1313 July 2, 2017

dice machine

a GCSE electronics project where a double dice is made

"What u gonna score on the dice machine?"

by Mother Licker October 16, 2007

Meme Machine

Smg4

Mom: STOP WATCHING YOUTUBE AND STUDY GOD
Me: IM WATCHING THE MEME MACHINE MOM ITS AN ADDICTION KAREN

by Epic Gamer Totally October 7, 2019