William and Mary

Four years of college without the "college experience". Diversity and sense of humor, zero. Lots of girls though. Unfortunately, the odds are good but the goods are odd. These poor moles live in the library and are burly, ill kept, and generally like horses better than men. Those that are half decent pay for friends and social lives in the tragic greek system where the guys have access to these girls because they also pay to join the polo army. The teachers care enough to keep their grading curves even, and thanks to the huge nerd factor that really impedes the social lives of those who frequent the schools three delis "crappy restaurants by day" "crappy bars by night". If you say hi to a mole"ish" stranger on the way to class, theyre likely to glare you down or cry rape because they are smart and a huge wuss and arent willing to take that "chance" that you're a predator.

Take the ten lamest kids form high school, multiply by 1000, and put them in colonial williamsburg. At william and mary, if given the option between keg party and wine bar, they choose quiet coffee house with a classic book, some flavored coffee, and an edgy pair of reading glasses, claiming they could be wild but why not be unique and tastefully unpredictable. And should you happen to stumble in drunk looking for a pee stop with your hookup, they glare at you or cry rape because they're so smart they know whats about to happen.

by fkegeflf September 29, 2005

fluffy mary

Its a woman's hairy flange, used as an example to children in the same way as 'front bum'.

Make sure you wash your fluffy mary

by Jax December 20, 2003

Bloody Mary

v. A tactic where one person flips another person over, pulls their pants down, spanks their bare ass with a bundle of celery until the cheeks turn a bright red and finish by shoving a single stick of celery in the pooper. Typically used in self-defense or as a practical joke.

Refer to alcoholic beverage "Bloody Mary".

Erik: "Holy shit! did you see Andy fight that guy yesterday? He Bloody Mary'd the hell out of him!"

Bobby: "Yeah! It was the greatest thing ever!"

by Zazzles August 5, 2011

bloody mary

While a girl is receiving oral sex in the dark, she doesn't tell her partner that she's on her period. When the deed is done, she turns on the light and shows him a mirror revealing his bloody mouth.

He screamed in horror when he saw that I gave him a bloody mary.

by Pwnt By Tuberculosis July 16, 2007

Saint Mary's School

SMS girls are just wanna be bitches. They are just looking for any way to get laid, not intrested in any sort of long time relationships. They can often be spotted wearing UGG boots (often seen worn by celebrities), 7's jeans, and driving around the greater Raleigh area in their Land Rovers or 04/05 Mustangs. The only reason they are fast talking, is to up hold the well known reputation of previous SMS girls back when it was a college as well as high school. These girls were born into wealthy ass families and will probably never have to work a day in their life (living off parents or marrying on of their one night standers from Woodberry or Ravenscroft or Broughton).

SMS girl: "Oh My F'ing God there is dirt on the bottom of my UGGS. Oh well i'll just get my dad to transfer me some money and go by a new pair"

by noña February 20, 2005

bloody mary

when a man's monstrous bulging member is covered in chunky pieces of blood and discharge from a woman's period, which then hardens and gives flavor to the felatio that the woman then gives as a thank you for having had sex on her period.

ryan: yo.. woman. lets make bloody mary's tonight.

emily: do we have celery salt left in the cupboard?

ryan: no bitch ass. not that kind. ur an idiot.i want to fuck your bloody pussy and then have you lick it off.

emily: YEA! i love doing that.

by mary June 18, 2006

Bloody Mary

When a man and a woman have sex during the woman's period.

I feel very loved when my husband and I have a bloody mary. It's like he's not afraid to make love to me no matter what.

by ^_^ September 18, 2003