Jimmy The Jizzard

A short white boy with mistacle powers using his Jizzard wand to get fine women.

YO look its Jimmy The Jizzard

by jimmy the jizard February 09, 2021

emmy jimmies

Cheap shoes. Shoes that kids had to get when parents couldn't afford name brand.

Maaaan look at Joe with them emmy jimmies on!!!

by DeeMiane November 17, 2020

Stiff Jimmy

A very strong mixed drink

after a few stiff jimmys I couldn’t tell my ass from my face

by Bummerdude March 03, 2018

jimmy lundquist

one sexy MF//:

Jimmy Lundquist is one sexy mother fucker!!!!!

by Jimmy Lundquist November 17, 2021

Jimmy Girl

when you love someone so fucking much that you would give them anything.

I WOULD GIVE YOU THECWORLD JIMMY GIRL YOU JUST GOTTA BE WORTH IT, O o O, YOU AINT GOTTA BE PERFECT.

by Jeramayah March 07, 2019

Jimmy Carter Blitzkrieg

When you get angry at the kid with a peanut allergy so you nut in their face

Damn maybe I shouldn’t have pulled a Jimmy Carter Blitzkrieg on Tommy, he’s in the hospital.

by Benjaminurmom April 18, 2022

Angry Jimmy

An expression used by the elederly describing their prefrence to an angry man named Jimmy over an unpleasant Noun .

My grandma said she'd rather fight an angry Jimmy then do anal again

by Angriest Jimmy October 26, 2017