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New Jersey Knuckle Duster

A sex move carried out over 5 simple steps:

1. Aggressively goon into your hand before working it through your fingers

2. Pre-heat a grill to 180 degrees Celsius

3. Simmer the goon until it comes to a broil

4. Use the spunk glove as lubricant to enter your fist into the anus (minimum forearm deep)
5. Chop up the dead hooker and store her in an appropriate space for later use
Bro I totally did a New Jersey Knuckle Duster on this chick last night after the bar, bitches be crazy
by Pog_champ_gooner69 April 23, 2025
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Jerseys

Team of 9 all-stars who specialize in all things; balls, whacking and getting lit
Jerseys are unstoppable, bro.
by Zelos September 23, 2019
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Jersey Cream

Jersey Cream is an alcoholic food sediment made by taking a 50-50 mixture of Baileys and unfiltered water from the Hudson River, passing it through a coffee filter, and collecting the substance too coarse to pass through the filter. It is conventionally served with Taylor Ham and toast.
Can I please have the breakfast special with extra Jersey Cream.
by jrzycrm May 9, 2018
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New Jersey

A state that has managed a reputation of being bad-but really isn't. It has beautiful scenery in southern and north-western parts. It's more than the smoke stacks and utilitarian New Jersey, New Yorkers see across the Hudson.
New Jersey-I hope you're happy you moved to Florida. It's 22 degrees in Trenton right now.
by Happy facer boi March 13, 2022
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brown jersey

When you are cuddling your cat inside a jersey and it smears runny poo on you.
I was giving snuffles a cuddle before my race yesterday and she gave me a Brown Jersey
by sifted June 27, 2014
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Jersey Jandal

when someone poops on someone else's foot
Many people use a jersey jandal as an alternative to urine in order to cure jellyfish stings.
by AMILLSGGB June 16, 2010
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new jersey tuxedo

denim jeans with a denim jean jacket. usually worn by pineys but not exclusive to new jersians

also known as a canadian tuxedo
look at his new jersey tuxedo. fuckin piney
by violinist23 July 22, 2016
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