Irish Door

A drunk person's butthole.

Guy: God, that chick is drunk!
Creeper: See if you can get her in her irish door.

by OrdinaryFreak101 December 11, 2011

irish whore

When a son tried to have sex with his mother.

That boy there is an Irish Whore!

by Dead_Dragon_Rider June 5, 2016

Irish Fuck Shuffle

Climbing into a bathtub full of an alcoholic beverage with your mate (clothed or unclothed) and sloshing around with mutual touching

Having a little ale left over from the Tuesday night shindig, Patrick filled his bathtub with froth and invited Helga over for an early morning Irish Fuck Shuffle

by Moses Magoo January 17, 2015

Irish Bottle Opener

When you're having sex with a drunk person and you poor alchohol on your penis but trapped within your foreskin then you cum and Guinnes shoots out of your penis. You then put that same alchohol into a party popper and burst it on new years

May have had a little bit of an Irish bottle opener

by .hawx April 10, 2016

Irish ear bug

When you load up someone’s ear with bugs, beer, and three leaf clovers for cheating on you

Friend 1: Hey did you break up with Sarah after she cheated on you?
Friend 2: No, I just gave her the Irish ear bug and now we’re fine.

by Lin Gui Ni January 23, 2020

irish sweatpants

Sweat Pants that are cut off to make shorts

The Jorts of sweat pants.

Bobby Tool Bags wore his Irish sweatpants to the bar.

by Dusty Nuggets August 6, 2017

irish waitress

where you drink too much, punch the wife in the face and then place your sandwich order.

Oh man, should have seen the Irish waitress last night

by Blinksta May 24, 2018