irish wind chime

Dead IRA members hanging from a tree

We hung those IRA bastards by the neck and made Irish Wind Chimes

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Irish Thwack

To soak a mans penis into a pint of guinness and then slap a womans face with said guinness soaked penis.

Person A: Where was bob last night
Person B: I heard he was giving his wife the irish thwack
Person A: My Goodness!

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The act of preforming fellatio on a prolapsed butthole

My favorite part of anal is the Irish lollipop afterwards.

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When you pee in someone’s mouth while your pee makes a rainbow effect and the person’s mouth acts like the pot of gold.

He was getting me mad so I gave him an Irish pot of gold.

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When a man tucks his ballsack into his butthole.

Bro, I was on a nudist cruise and saw a dude rocking the Irish Eunuch!

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To down an entire pint in one "sip"

Well that's just one Irish sip

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placing your child in between the mattress and the box spring for safe keeping

Sheila, will I see you at the pub this Saturday? If you're in a pinch, you can utilize the Irish Babysitter.

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