farm internet

when you internet is so slow it's like you live on the farm

Dam Ben! Why you still paying for this farm internet - upgrade man!

by daads1234 May 3, 2018

unwanted-internet detox

This phrase is used when you don't have your phone/laptop/tab or whatever you use for the internet..but in reality this ain't true you just don't have it or your mom took it or you lost it and then you get it back

A: Where you were?
B: Oh, i went on an unwanted-internet detox

by LMALLLLANIYOM May 4, 2018

garbage internet

Trent’s internet

dang you lagged out again, you’ve got such garbage internet

by drdangerousgamin February 27, 2018

The Internet

Society’s downfall.

The Internet will destroy the world.

by TH47 June 1, 2018

yung internet

Yung Internet is a Dutch hip-hop group who makes music for young high school stoners.

Yung Internet heeft echt harde een pokoe gedropt

by debeste666 October 1, 2018

the internet

a teeming cesspool of stupidity that more often than not produces something funny.

Person A: man I love the internet, you can find such weird stuff on it.
Person B: yeah, but it's a literal bottomless pit of shit and politics.
Person A: but /memes/
Person B: okay, fair.

by bangtanshadowassassin November 25, 2018

The internet

A dark and scary place full of incredibly horny people (TomSka, 2k19)

"We work on the internet, which is a dark and scary place full of incredibly horny people"

by Dalamanza April 12, 2019