The act of furiously masturbating over your partners morning toast, preferably once you have received the unfortunate news you have gonorrhea, that'll make it seem more like real marmalade.
by BreakfastTreat March 8, 2014
Get the Morning Marmalademug. The morning when one wakes before 9.59 am makes it a one digit morning. If one wakes up after 10.00 am then it is a two digit morning.
"I woke up to a one digit morning on Saturday, the whole time felt so alien to me. Like I just experienced a new time zone in my life."
"I find one digit mornings so peaceful and quiet on weekends"
"I find one digit mornings so peaceful and quiet on weekends"
by The_not_morning_guy August 29, 2021
Get the One digit morningmug. by 459395 April 3, 2022
Get the Daughter of Morningmug. That moment in the morning when you are walking to work or sitting in public transport, so you take out your phone and go through all social media apps to see what you've missed
-Wow, opera house has collapsed. Did you see it from the bus?
-Not really. I had my morning-scroll and didn't notice anything besides my Facebook and all the posts about this.
-Not really. I had my morning-scroll and didn't notice anything besides my Facebook and all the posts about this.
by Dundur July 21, 2017
Get the Morning-scrollmug. Every morning, at the start of each day, young, healthy males get jacked up on testosterone, prompting them to be more aggressive, sexual, and virile. The Morning Peak is also often the cause of "morning wood", A.K.A waking up with an erection.
Don: "Dude, Marnie said you yelled at her this morning for asking what you wanted for breakfast..."
Dan: "Sorry, man. Morning Peak had me actin' like a gorilla!"
Dan: "Sorry, man. Morning Peak had me actin' like a gorilla!"
by Infinitussy September 7, 2025
Get the Morning Peakmug. by Morningblush July 21, 2019
Get the Morning blushmug. by ScreamingBeeans April 23, 2018
Get the Cindy In The Morningmug.