by Dan-o the drunk August 26, 2008
by Gumballs October 21, 2009
A "Happy Blankenship" is when a far right, gay hating, civil rights violating, deficit spending republican is getting a blow job while watching "The O'Riley Factor" with one finger shoved up his ass!!!
by Mark M. March 11, 2005
well im from the place where it all took off so i no what its like and seen most of them
"smile your on happy slap tv"
"smile your on happy slap tv"
by march August 01, 2005
A drug store where the employees are underpaid and usually experience some kind of sexal harrassment during their employment. They wear bright turquoise vests and answer the phone accordingly, "Thank you for calling Happy Harry's (enter location here). thi is (employee name here) how may i help you?" This over-charging drugstore, with a fully stocked and functional pharmacy, is run by none other than "Happy Harry's" son, Alan Levin, who's wife pretty much does his work for him.
by Blue Eyes February 18, 2005
Having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is giving birth. This could or could not result in possible intercourse with the new born. It must take place after the woman's water has broken and should be celebrated as the first birthday present the baby receives.
"Dude, whats wrong with your baby's face?"
"Oh, after the Happy Birthday I gave her, her mouth might be a little off."
"The baptism was okay but I felt awkward being the godfather and the one to give her and her son a Happy Birthday."
"Oh, after the Happy Birthday I gave her, her mouth might be a little off."
"The baptism was okay but I felt awkward being the godfather and the one to give her and her son a Happy Birthday."
by jfacefive August 19, 2011
Guy 1: That girl Jenny gets so offended at everything!
Guy 2: I know man! She is so trigger happy!
(Jenny overheard it)
Jenny: WHAT! I'm offended by that!
Guy 2: I know man! She is so trigger happy!
(Jenny overheard it)
Jenny: WHAT! I'm offended by that!
by Freedomcis March 13, 2016