midget hands

When a persons hands are cold and cabbage like. The person is usually trying to be annoying and their touch is unwelcome in the situation.

Get your midget hands away from me it's freezing cold

by smartspears92 June 17, 2014

Hound Hand

The realisation that your hand smells like a dogs coat after you have patted it.

Christo - "Carlos! I just patted your mutt and now I've got Hound Hand..Mah!"

Carlos "Ha, Mutt 1 Christo Zero!"

by Splintergroup72 February 26, 2010

Wii hand

The hand you use most often for playing Wii. This hand/arm is more dominant and most of the time, is stronger than the other arm. So you basically wind up with a super muscle-y arm and a weak arm.

The nunchuck arm is always the weakest because it barely has any uses.

Jacob: Hey dude, check out the Wii hand.
Zack: Damn! It's fucking huge!
Jacob: Yeah, been playing Mario&Sonic at the Olympic games. Got buff.
Zack: Your other arm looks wimpy as hell though.

by TheEmoCupcake February 28, 2009

Angry Hands

When a person gets so angry their hands involuntarily flail to and froe while speaking in an effort to express their feelings. Usually in an uncontrollable and random motion indicating peaks of anger illustrating his/her emotions.

Coach was so pissed that we didn't score first half he he had angry hands the first 5 minutes of half time.

I hate when Will gets upset with his angry hands and douchey remarks.

by JustJasminetoYou December 30, 2009

hand kink

when someone is obsessed and loves hands

payton loves ryans hands. She is obsessed with them that she even has a collection! She has a hand kink!

by Ponyoooo May 28, 2022

Front hand

Your penis.

I only talked to this chick for an hour before she was shaking my front hand in the bathroom.

by Ad-roq February 12, 2016

Hand-Grenade

To cup your hand gingerly beneath your arse, flatulate into it, and throw the ensuing stench into an unsuspecting friend's face.

I hand-grenaded him all throughout high school. The gases burned right through his olfactory nerves... poor lad hasn't been able to smell things for years...

by JugJuggler December 05, 2017