google-slap

To render someone shocked by images in

a search engine.

Teacher told us to put "the birth of Jesus" into the search engine & I got google-slapped before I got to the Jesus part - yuck!

by Morgiesut August 10, 2017

Google Bants

Engaging in banter through the medium of google.

type your mother into google, it comes up with her porn site! Google Bants! LOL LOL LOL

by grij October 4, 2010

Google

The browser you used to search this up.

I used google to search this.

by urmumgay.exe November 5, 2018

google-diagnose

When Google identifies and names a disease, illness, or problem based on the symptoms you search for.

many people google-diagnose and do not seek medical attention for their symptoms.

by Lovely Lovin August 9, 2025

[Personal Google]

That person you ALWAYS go to for answers.

Person 1: Hey what is 3.14 again?
Person 2: Do I look like your Personal Google?

by Call Meh Sammie! May 22, 2016

googled

to search something on a search engine not specifically google

i googled the name of a card using safari

by anonymous January 5, 2022

Google Nazi

Someone who claims and/or hounds someone because they claim someone else does not have the right to post what they consider a google-able or what they deem an "easily google-able question" to a certain platform before first googling or heavily googling the question beforehand.

Don't mind people all over reddit who constantly hound you about how you should have asked google something before asking reddit because they don't have the intelligence to realize sometimes people want answers from actual humans online instead of Google's algorithm. They're Google Nazis.

by Brandon Pickett December 19, 2023