When a white guy plugs a black girls butt hole then pulls it out and finishes in her eyes temporarily blinding her.
by MattC12 August 23, 2017
When you have sex while listening to The Planets Suite Op. 32 by Gustav Holst, you start waving your dick around like a conductor's baton for Mars the Bringer of War, then you rigorously eat your girl out to Venus Bringer of Peace, followed by rhythmic fistibg during Mercury the Winged Messenger and a long deep throating for the "I vow to thee my country" interlude in Jupiter, Bringer of Jolity. Then you both get up and go to the bathroom during Saturn, the bringer of old age. The action resumes during Uranus, the Magician as the girl puts on a strap on and GOES TO TOWN. Finally, by the time you hear Neptune the Mystic, you both have leg cramps and then you both jump out of bed and that's pretty much it because you both have work in the morning.
by jsizzle82 September 13, 2019
When you're a posh upper-class Brit who can't say in straight words that you suck dicks, but must still mention it in proper conversation.
Alastair: I have given Boris Johnson my full-throated support for the past 30 years, if you know what I mean.
by Lamaredia January 31, 2022
When you sleep outside for the night and wake up to wet morning wood. Were you raped? Only by nature.
Carl: Hey Brad! My wiener is wet, did you rape me last night?
Brad: Bruh you just have a cock full of dew! You passed out in the grass after the party.
Brad: Bruh you just have a cock full of dew! You passed out in the grass after the party.
by Zort4Lyfe March 09, 2021
When you take an individual out into the woods and proceed to fuck them in the ass. After realizing the poor victim of your is disgusting, and before you fill their biscuit with baby gravy, you stand up and waddle out of the woods letting your junk swing in the wind. leaving them there all alone to most likely get mauled by bears.
by The Superboar February 20, 2017
when you are over life at school so you hop in a toilet and flush yourself down into the ocean where you will live with nemo and all his friends.
My best friend ruined my life my telling the girl I like that I was in love with her. So now I will give myself a full body swirly.
by LFed October 20, 2015
Dating a bank manager has it's benefits, he gave me the full Scrooge McDuck in the vault last night.
by lunartic39 March 24, 2017