do fish

a phrase used by gay men meaning to fuck or have sex with a female

I asked this dude if he was gay. He was like "HELL YEA! I DON'T DO FISH!"

by LarryBoi January 11, 2009

trumpet fish

a fart

I had a bowl of chili for dinner last night and this morning the trumpet fish were running wild.

by Anonymous December 23, 2002

Fishing Willie

A torture method in which fishing line is wrapped around the head of a man's penis and pulled up until the head of the penis peels off with the fishing line.

I'm going to Fishing Willie your first born son

by Channman February 27, 2017

squish the fish

It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.

After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!

by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020

Fish-Egg

A ship between an egg and a fish

Omg Fish-egg are so cute

by M69 memes February 28, 2017

Tuna Fish

The chicken of the sea.

Customer- "Where would i find the Tuna Fish?"

Grocer Cedric- "The chicken of the sea is located in aisle 11. I would also recommend Turkey of the sea, also."

Customer- "What is the Turkey of the sea?"

Grocer Cedric- "It's your mom. Ha, no, im kidding. Theres no such thing as the Turkey of the sea"

Customer- "You are a comic"

by The_Buddy August 13, 2010

Fish Net

Fish net (n.)
When anal hairs cross from one cheek to the other to form a net structure that slices faesces into thin slithers of smaller proportions.

His fishnet splits his shit into bite-size chunks!

by Abesbox August 24, 2004