fire hose

When a person with an uncut member pinches the foreskin closed and starts to take a leak. The foreskin will then fill up like a balloon. Upon letting go, the piss will all squirt out making ur penis resemble a fire hose

Rory did the fire hose the other night when he was trashed because nobody believed it was possible

by peteyt December 28, 2005

Firing Blanks

one who isnt able to ejaculate semen yet

"Ian stop firing blanks"

"At least i aint firing blanks"

by AviatorsRdABOMb May 7, 2010

fire wagon

An old 30's term for an obese woman.

1. You better not be setting me up with another fire wagon.
2. Dancing with that fat dame was like holding onto the back of a fire wagon.

by DannyDizzle December 9, 2008

fire baiting

when you jack off for so long that your penis feels like it is on fire, or when you have a boner for a prolonged amount of time and it feels like u busted your penis

"fire baiting" man last night this hot chick teased me so bad, she acted like she was gonna jump my bone for like 3 hours.. then she left.. so i jacked off for 4 hours straight

by morningwood231 March 7, 2009

Fire-Donging

Fire-donging is the act of setting your penis over an open fire to strengthen it for hours of sexual activity. This is done by placing the penis over the fire to the point of it almost causing burns, but not. this has not been proven, but in theory this should work.

1. Jeff decided Fire-Donging before his night of sexual conquest would be a good plan.

by Alistairthemagnificent June 18, 2010

fire trap

A red haired vagina

That ginge has a fire trap

by Ahhsoul December 24, 2008

purple fire

When you've eaten something that really does not agree with you and you fart purple fire.

"Dude last night i totally farted purple fire.

by gubgub34 December 23, 2009