El Shorts

A young man who lived in a gangster controlled region of Mexico. His parents and all relatives died by cocaine sniffing challenges. He fought his way out of the ghetto and became a US Navy Seal. Basically a god. There can only be one.

That El Shorts has seen some stuff.

by Locano April 30, 2013

El Makki

An expired obnoxious schizophrenic kind of ministers with an IQ of -218, allowing him to come up with the most demented preposterous and deraled ideas.

1/ To pull an El Makki: to say or do something self-contradictory and stupid.

by tbib_milliard January 9, 2014

el cierrale

A fat obese kid! Derived from a mexican commercial in the 80's where the kid looks at the camera and says cierrale (turn it off)as a way to conserve water.

Ayi viene el cierrale ( fat kid).

by guill1234 November 6, 2014

El Amir

The best guy I have ever met. He will make you smile even when you want to lay down and cry. The will get better if you have him around

Gosh El Amir is the best guy in the world, I wouldn't let him go.

by Kate Shadow July 22, 2016

Psy El Congroo

Something u say if you are weeb trash and watched "Steins;Gate"

(Its a good anime tho)

"I like pizza Psy El Congroo"

by weeb boi November 12, 2016

El hugeo

A massive drink only meant for the most veteran drinkers.

The binge drinker has 3 el hugeo.

by Warman343 November 15, 2016

El Paso Grease Fire

When you cum through a fire and onto a persons face. Covering them in flaming hot semen, burning them.

Did you hear about Rebecca last night, she got an El Paso Grease Fire and had to go to the hospital

by ThatFatterGuy December 4, 2016