E-douche

noun; a person who, when replying to a post, blog or status update they disagree with, will try to make the poster feel bad by making dismissive, flaming or relatively untrue comments about the initial post, stating their opinion, copying and pasting a large article or list from Wikipedia to prove their point, taking up large amounts of text space on the page in a self-important gesture and then summing up by making the poster feel stupid for having an opinion in the first place.

Joseph: "wants to know if Tom Cruise regrets destroying his career."

Matt: doubtful, his mind is kinda....gone

Carol: What career ....?

David: Oh stop Top Gun is still one of the coolest movies. And regardless of his personal breakdowns he is still an above average actor that has enough money to purchase a country.

David: The Hardy Men (2013)

Mission: Impossible IV (2011)
Knight and Day (2010)

Valkyrie (2008)
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Lions for Lambs (2007)
Mission Impossible III (2006)
War of the Worlds (2005)
Collateral (2004)
The Last Samurai (2003)
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Minority Report (2002)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Mission: Impossible II (2000)
Magnolia (1999)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Interview with the Vampire (1994)
The Firm (1993)
A Few Good Men (1992)
Far and Away (1992)
Days of Thunder (1990)
Born on the Fourth of July (1989)
Rain Man (1988)

Cocktail (1988)
The Color of Money (1986)
Top Gun (1986)
Legend (1985)

All the Right Moves (1983)

Risky Business (1983)
Losin' It (1983)
The Outsiders (1983)

Taps (1981)

Endless Love (1981)

How many movies have you been in?

Joseph: David? Stop being an e-douche.

by RTLegerJR July 7, 2010

E-boy

A male person who has a presence on tik tok and is on discord.They usually date a e-girl and they wear beanies,or other trendy hats.

Person:He is such a E-boy

by Dumb_boi_vibin April 13, 2022

E-Bae

sumbody you have an online realationship with. But more often than not its a catfish or sum old guy lurking behind his screen.

idk sum guy #1: "Hey man, look at this gurl"
sum guy #2: "oou whos that?!"
sum guy #1: "thats my E-Bae
sum guy #2: O_o

by ask_yo_gurl_bout_me🥵🤑 March 17, 2020

E-Straw

Electrolyte Straw; E-Age Straw

I received my electrolytes drinking water through my E-Straw.

by JimmyJames16 May 25, 2014

/e twerk

/e twerk (also known as /e tww e ee rk) is a really æ movement you do when u are excited/horny

im so horny i could just /e twerk

by æ sussy baka June 12, 2021

E-cojones

Internet balls: False bravery exhibited by keyboard warriors who hide behind the blanket of online anonymity.

"That dude said on Facebook that he'd kick any Muslim ass he could find, but I know his boss is a Muslim. He's got big E-cojones."

by Phillip McRowler February 9, 2017

E-sume

With all of the modern forms of communication and document sharing, an e-sume is the electronically transferred resume and curriculum vitae of the day.

“I am ready to apply for my dream job. All I need to do is send in my e-sume,” said the recent college grad.

by ElCommissioner November 18, 2019