Double-Bean

2 Cocks in 1 ass.

Brad was too slow the day of the company picnic: Double-Bean!

by Ian Haugh January 9, 2008

Double Mystery

A type of shit that leaves you speculating whether you actually had one because:

A) It went down the U-Bend so went you look you can't see it.

B) The tissue is clean when you wipe

Both these together result in a double mystery and leave yourself questioning your own sanity.

Person 1: I just took a double mystery.
Person 2: How'd you know, you could have just thought you had a shit?

by OndaLash July 18, 2011

Double Plumsey

When something good happens twice in a row.

on getting a star twice in a row on Mario Kart 64:

"Two stars! Double plumsey!"

by Toad10-6 July 29, 2012

double deluxe

A woman who wears a DD cup bra.

Wow, look at these--they're double deluxe!

by alisadoll May 31, 2009

cunt double

When a female porn star's vagina needs a break.

Female porn star, "my pussy is getting tired. Bring in the cunt double!"

by HamSolo February 12, 2012

Double Gulpper

A phrase used to describe a load which cannot be swallowed in one attempt, and a second swallow must be done. Often followed with gagging, coughing, and in many cases vomiting.

Man 1: I proposed to my girlfriend last night.

Man 2: Why would you do something like that?

Man 1: Last night, I gave her a double gulpper, and she didn't gag, cough, or anything.

Man 2: Wow man, never let that one go!

by Trebor Thunder April 22, 2010

double nostriling

When one proceeds to shove a single carrot up one nostril after another to give a rough visual description of what happened last night during that persons three-some

dude did you see that girl double nostriling that was SWEET!

by BIGgiggles February 25, 2009