Donkey Balls

The testicles of the animal Equus asinus, oft referred to as a donkey or ass.
Commonly used in expression of disdain or rage.

Todd: Aw, crap! I forgot the drinks!
Chad: Donkey balls! Now what will we do?

by meatl0rd May 28, 2020

Donkey Punch

When a female gets smacked across the face with a donkey sized dick

Girl 1: what’s that long bruise on your face
Girl 2: Malcom donkey punched me last night and almost knocked me out with his donkey dick

by donkey wright June 8, 2018

Swamp donkey

A homewrecking hoe, sleezy trash woman with no morals....

That trash isn't nothing but a swamp donkey whore....

by #1 real bitch May 20, 2016

Tit donkey

A woman of remarkable size who's main redeeming quality is a fine set of large breasts.

Dude, check out that ugly ass tit donkey over there.

by Sunat February 1, 2017

donkey-waffle

Noun: misgendered crotch cleavage, especially on a transgender individual. Lips of female genitalia on a pre-op female to male tranny, or male genetalia bulge on a pre-op male to female tranny. Men get moose-knuckles. Women get camel-toes. Trannies get donkey-waffles.

Whoa dude! Check out the gnarly donkey-waffle on Pat. I think I’m gonna vomit!

by B'Jeff February 3, 2018

donkey whopped

Very similar to the donkey punch except this is when the female is being triple penetrated and all three of the men count to 3 and on three all of them punch her as hard as they can. A good donkey will let out a grunt and tighten up a bit and keep going. It is a great test for girlfriend material

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by Backhand February 14, 2014

Donkey Sickness

When you feel sickened immediately after waking up next to a male or female that is not attractive.

After a big party night, Mike felt the donkey sickness coming on when he looked over at who he had hooked up with that night.

by eemmmmaaaa January 14, 2011