stiffed drink

A strong-alcoholic-beverage serving dat you order at a bar in steamed reaction to your having been unpaid/underpaid for one or more goods or services dat you'd supplied.

I had an idea for a possible improvement on da famous Joe Diffie song --- if da unfortunate "stiff" had been "stiffed" (i.e., not given da promised payment for some legitimate transaction dat he'd honorably fulfilled), maybe when da deceased guy's buddies "propped him up beside da jukebox" as he'd requested, they could have "put a STIFFED drink in his hand", so to speak --- i.e., they could have brought along however much cash of their own dat he'd been owed from said delinquency, and then wrapped-and-secured said paper currency around da liquor-tankard before placing it in his hand, so dat he could finally have "gotten closure" for da debt dat was owed him. Extra points if THEY THEMSELVES then went after da short-changing debtor in court on their passed-on friend's behalf, so dat they could have had their proxy-expenditure refunded.

by QuacksO November 1, 2023

drinking fountain

When the female is to obese to get on her knees to perform a BJ. So she performs like shes drinking from a water fountain.

I met this bbw at the club and she took ne to the bathroom and gave me a drinking fountain.

by taco kindle August 13, 2025

humpday drinks

having alcohol in the middle of the week. XD

anyone down for humpday drinks ?

by rekboi January 24, 2017

casual drinks

It doesn't exist!!

Lets go out and not get drunk we will just have casual drinks

by Darren boyle May 7, 2018

dub drink

An expensive or top-shelf alcoholic drink consisting of liquor combined with fruit juice or other ingredients, usually shaken or stirred before serving. A twenty dollar mixed drink.

Let me get a dub drink.
This is a dub drink.

by James5UD March 7, 2022

sissy drink

A drink that only women drink. It is often a decorative, festively colored drink in a small glass with a mixing stick

I ordered myself a beer, while my girfriend ordered a sissy drink.

I saw some douche bag over at the bar sipping a sissy drink. What the fuck is his problem??!!

by smil3xitsxM3GAN November 8, 2009

Drinking Gasoline

When you or your friends drink petroleum because you thought that it was good but you end up dead

-Yooo I saw Robert Drinking Gasoline!-
-yes?! and how is he?-
-in his coffin-

by Peta Hater 06 May 14, 2019