Flach drunk

When a person becomes so intoxicated they try to play real life frogger

Cam: Hey what did you get up to last night?
Justin: Just got Flach Drunk
Cam: You win?
Justin: Yeah man I dented the shit out of that car and got free ginger ale if I did't take legal action

by wweezzyFFFbabyandtheFisforFart November 1, 2010

drunk mail

1. any message, whether it is a text mail, voice mail, email or even snail mail, that was created under the heavy influence of alcohol, typically involving likewise heavy emotions, nearly always sloppy.
2. a voice mail, usually very late, of "important" matters that the caller "is very serious about" that subsequently make little or no sense
3. a text mail of badly spelled words and codes for words that might as well as be hieroglyphics that is meant to be ignored generally
4. a letter received in the mail (via snail), the worst type of drunk mail, for if they went as far as writing down such emotion and sending it in the mail the next day, either the author is on a serious binge that may require help, or really fucking hates you...

My girlfriend's hot and sweet, but when she's out drinking with her friends I always get the 3 am DRUNK MAIL.

GIRL A: I did not do that.
BOY B: You so DRUNK MAILED me from your office party last year when I did not answer my phone.

by jonesyfruit January 11, 2009

drunk dump

When you wake up and you're sitting on the toilet in a drunkin stooper and suddenly realize there is a dump in the water below. Falling asleep on the toilet while intoxicated, and still getting the job done.

Baby!! Bring me a towel! I drunk dumped again but I fell over this time.

by theDrunkDumper January 21, 2014

drunk language

Often spell basic words wrong while under the influence of alcohol.

Last night was hilarious when you were sending me messages in a drunk language.

by iKingy June 16, 2014

drunk vagina

When one is too fucked up to engage in sexual intercourse due to dehydration or the fact the partner is nasty and disgusting

You have whiskey dick, I have drunk vagina maybe we should do this another time

by Don316 April 9, 2016

Meat Drunk

When a girl receives so much cock they become physically and mentally impaired.

Becca was so meat drunk last night after fucking those four guys she crashed her Jetta.

by Good_Point_on_Titties March 10, 2020

Night Drunk

When you are so tired and delirious starting around 8 pm and lasting until you fall asleep. When you are night drunk you have lots of energy and act chaotic, you also tend to spill tea.

“Annaliese is so night drunk right now!”

by Btied June 14, 2020