have a day off

A more polite way of saying "fuck off", usually used when someone has been annoying for a long time and he who says it is at his wit's end.

John: Hey, look at this other Pepe meme!
Dave: Have a day off, John.

have a day off by Why are all the pseudonyms April 3, 2017

National kiss your crush day 

On this said day you shall kiss your crush, come on don't be a pussy kiss him/her

you:*kiss*
Crush: what was that for
You: national kiss your crush day
Crush and you: *kiss*

National kiss your crush day by Tyw February 22, 2019

garbage day 

A day of death (either your own or somebody else's, metaphorically or literally). It can be said as part of trash talk or more fittingly as a war cry or victory cry.

The phrase is usually said without pronoun and is followed by a maniacal (although not hysterical) laugh. It is a reference to a non-intentionally hilarious scene in the shitty 1987 film 'Silent Night, Deadly Night II.'

Dead guy: Dude, you shot me by surprise, although I did have enough time to stand around and shout "huh? no!"

Murderer: GARBAGE DAY! *shoots to kill, then looks at gun with new found admiration* Muha-ha ha-ha-ha.

garbage day by Weedoish December 9, 2008

National Give a Guy Your Hoodie Day 

Give a guy your hoodie day💗
Make him happy :)
So technically just give a guy your hoodie on September 25 to someone like a friend or your boyfriend

Guy: "It's National Give a Guy Your Hoodie Day

National Give a Guy Your Hoodie Day by theresnogender September 23, 2019

no bra day

October 13, the day when girls are not supposed to wear bras

Jane: hey you wanna go to the mall tomorrow?
Kate: No, we cant go out, its october 13
Jane: oh yeah, no bra day.. movies? My house?

no bra day by StarrEmily October 10, 2013

Desperation Day 

February the 13th, i.e. the day before Valentines day. On which single people try desperately to find someone to spend Valentines day with.

Considered by some men (and women) to be the best time of the year to pick up someone for a one night stand.

A: "I'm totally going out tonight"

B: "Why man"?

A: "Its Desperation Day mate, even a looser like you could score"!

Desperation Day by Alasdair Weeks January 19, 2009

National Boyfriend Day 

Just suck his dick yo.

"what'd you get your man for National Boyfriend Day?"
"I just sucked his dick yo"

National Boyfriend Day by A_A_Ron85 April 29, 2020