22'd

1. Seriously fucked up, damaged, or bungled. Origin- The V-22 Osprey- killed 27 americans in testing, still isn't working right.
2.Aced, Utterly owned, or done well. Origin- the F-22. Most technologically advanced fighter ever made.

1.."Lexi 22'd her new beamer; she rolled it 3 times in the parking lot."
2."I friggin' 22'd that test today."

by Michael Peroniantonio February 24, 2009

D-note

A dime bag of weed.

A ask mike-J if he got any D-notes left

by King David Of Chi Heights 5* October 4, 2008

Slanging D

Having sex, and using your penis. Having sex with a lot of women

What are you doing tonight?

I dunno, probably hitting up the club and slanging some d.


Slanging D

by DjFrosteedotCom March 4, 2009

d jac

one who jacks off dogs

hide your dogs when you see d jac

by thecreatureinthe abis October 13, 2008

8===D

if you don't know what this is you need to get your eyes checked...
IT'S A DICK!!!(for you sticklers for proper scientific terminology out there, it's a penis( you know... that thing hanging between your legs(otherwise known as your best friend)))

Me: so what was the "reward" you recieved yesterday
Friend: 8===D👄
Me: ...
Me: I'm so proud of you (╥﹏╥)

by READIT!!! February 28, 2018

M80'd

when a mans penis (usually after swimming in a cold pool) becomes incredibly small and could in a way be related to an m80 firecracker.

guy1 "hows it hangin bro?"
guy2 "m80'd right now"
guy1 "just get out of the pool?"
guy2 'yeah man"

by juggalohomie24 July 14, 2011

D-land

Another way to say "down" or to agree with something.

Me: "Are you coming to dinner tonight?"
Jared: "I'm D-land!"

Me: "Oh man, that guy was so D-land for me."
Mattea: "I'm D-land all day for his dick."

by Mayo6999999 October 5, 2011