d jac

one who jacks off dogs

hide your dogs when you see d jac

by thecreatureinthe abis October 13, 2008

M80'd

when a mans penis (usually after swimming in a cold pool) becomes incredibly small and could in a way be related to an m80 firecracker.

guy1 "hows it hangin bro?"
guy2 "m80'd right now"
guy1 "just get out of the pool?"
guy2 'yeah man"

by juggalohomie24 July 14, 2011

8===D

if you don't know what this is you need to get your eyes checked...
IT'S A DICK!!!(for you sticklers for proper scientific terminology out there, it's a penis( you know... that thing hanging between your legs(otherwise known as your best friend)))

Me: so what was the "reward" you recieved yesterday
Friend: 8===D👄
Me: ...
Me: I'm so proud of you (╥﹏╥)

by READIT!!! February 28, 2018

Eternal D

n.
excessive eBayer of toys. Buyer, seller, amateur sniper.

I got to stay up all night. I have to pull an Eternal D on this auction.

by EXO November 9, 2004

D-note

A dime bag of weed.

A ask mike-J if he got any D-notes left

by King David Of Chi Heights 5* October 4, 2008

22'd

1. Seriously fucked up, damaged, or bungled. Origin- The V-22 Osprey- killed 27 americans in testing, still isn't working right.
2.Aced, Utterly owned, or done well. Origin- the F-22. Most technologically advanced fighter ever made.

1.."Lexi 22'd her new beamer; she rolled it 3 times in the parking lot."
2."I friggin' 22'd that test today."

by Michael Peroniantonio February 24, 2009

D-Mart

A Dumpster, or Dumpsters in general. Used in the context of dumpster diving.

"Hey, I burned you a CD."

"Why is it in a DVD case?"

"Oh, yeah, I had a bunch of those lying around. Got 'em at D-Mart for a bargain."

"It says 'Blockbuster'."

"Yeah, they threw out like 200 of them, so I've got a stack in my garage."

"... I think you might have a hoarding problem."

"What? No way. That shit comes in handy."

"You know, there was a guy once, and his brother I think, and he was crushed by an enormous stack of stuff he was hoarding."

"What kind of stuff? I mean, what are you saying?"

"I'm just saying, you know... It could... "

"Oh, just shut up."

"Yeah, whatever."

"Whatever."

"..."

"..."

"So what's on the CD?"

by Whatever man May 9, 2008