When you are wearing clothes that are too revealing or zesty so your teachers/principal make you change
by kbj👑 June 3, 2023

Lowest form --> highest form
1. XY Chromosome -not even a male yet
2. Fetus -still developing male
3. Infant -basically a baby male
4. Child -mind of a child, nearly there
5. Boy -not a man, but pwede na
6. Man -Highest form of male
1. XY Chromosome -not even a male yet
2. Fetus -still developing male
3. Infant -basically a baby male
4. Child -mind of a child, nearly there
5. Boy -not a man, but pwede na
6. Man -Highest form of male
Friend 1"Hey there's this guy I'm talking to."
Friend 2"oh! What level of evolution of man kind in girl code?"
Friend 1"He's an XY Chromosome..."
Friend 2"oh... you better drop him"
Friend 2"oh! What level of evolution of man kind in girl code?"
Friend 1"He's an XY Chromosome..."
Friend 2"oh... you better drop him"
by DancingDaffodilf May 2, 2024

When you start writing a code and find yourself overusing conditional/if statements inefficiently, making your code long, messy and unreadable. This strategy is often used by people new to coding, or people that have not planned out how they will write their program. In addition to spamming if statements, if-coders also often do not follow the rules of object oriented programming. They will often only have one class file and will include all of the code for the objects they could have made in that class, resulting in a (very) long code that is hard to read and hard to expand off of, which often leads to code abandonment.
Example 1*
Person 1: Last night I was making a pretty cool game, but I found myself if-coding, and I had to abandon it.
Person 2: Oh wow that's gotta suck.
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Example 2*
New Coder: Hey check out this cool game I made!
Experienced Coder: This is a big piece of if-code. Your game sucks.
New Coder: Well my mom thought it was pretty cool...
Person 1: Last night I was making a pretty cool game, but I found myself if-coding, and I had to abandon it.
Person 2: Oh wow that's gotta suck.
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Example 2*
New Coder: Hey check out this cool game I made!
Experienced Coder: This is a big piece of if-code. Your game sucks.
New Coder: Well my mom thought it was pretty cool...
by YetAnother13YearOldBoy November 12, 2013

by Yonathan vega November 2, 2020

If a guy friend asks to hang out. Another guy may never back out to hang out with a chick. The only acceptable time to back out is if sex is involved. If no sex is involved, the only way for the guy who backed out to repent is to buy the guy who asked to hang out food, beer, or a full tank of gas. If food, beer, or a full tank of gas is not bought, it is acceptable to shun the guy who backed out for a maximum of 24hrs. But this action is not required. It is also acceptable to give him shit for it. But if the guy who backed out tells you to 'Fuck off', the guy who asked to hang out must cease the shit talking immediately, and never bring it up again.
Example A:
"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"
"I know bro, but I scored last night! And she was a straight 10/10"
"BRO NO FUCKING WAY! GOOD SHIT MY GUY!"
Example B:
"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"
"I know bro, let's go to the bar. On me. I know the guy code"
"Alright bet. I'll be over in 15 mins."
Example C:
"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"
"I know bro, I almost scored last night. But we can hang some other time."
"Sorry man, yesterday was my day off. I can't for another 3 days. And you know the guy code"
"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"
"I know bro, but I scored last night! And she was a straight 10/10"
"BRO NO FUCKING WAY! GOOD SHIT MY GUY!"
Example B:
"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"
"I know bro, let's go to the bar. On me. I know the guy code"
"Alright bet. I'll be over in 15 mins."
Example C:
"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"
"I know bro, I almost scored last night. But we can hang some other time."
"Sorry man, yesterday was my day off. I can't for another 3 days. And you know the guy code"
by mysourceisthatImadeitthefuckup September 5, 2022

by 21jeff December 21, 2015

An emergency maneuver that can be taken by an individual who is pulled over by law enforcement, while subsequently being in possession of a large amount of marijuana, or other illicit substance easily identifiable by scent. The individual starts by shoving a finger up a recently shidded anus, and then smears the finger along the leftmost drivers side air vent. They then point the air vent at the drivers side door and crank the heat. Any pungent odor will be covered up completely as the officer gets fumigated by the heated excrement.
by Captain Toot May 11, 2021
