by Titflickersanddicklickers November 23, 2016
by honestlymehnnn September 08, 2021
by thecharacterwannie August 27, 2023
A set of laws that may be invoked any time one finds something cringe or sketch, and grants one the ability to perform citizen's arrests against any such offenders.
Doctor: Your blood pressure is 300/120, you'll need to take medication.
Hero: You are hereby placed under arrest for violation of the Nuremberg Code, failure to comply will result in drastic measures.
Hero: You are hereby placed under arrest for violation of the Nuremberg Code, failure to comply will result in drastic measures.
by Praaj December 24, 2021
by CoreCascade October 15, 2018
by Blaine Lake January 17, 2021
A.k.a. "intermittent ink", this term describes the muddled mess of random "dots 'n' dashes" that you typically end up with when feverishly trying to scribble notes with a ballpoint pen on anything but totally "clean 'n' pristine" writing-paper, or when attempting to hastily jot down a few words while holding your paper up against a vertical wall, where gravity ceases to aid ink-flow to the pen-tip.
The infuriating "Morse-code manuscript" debacle tends to manifest itself all the more whenever you're either in a stew or pressed for time, since your hands will tend to perspire a lot more during "nerved up" periods like this, and so the ink will not readily adhere to all of the damp/salty/greasy spots where you've been holding the paper steady while writing. Also, if the paper itself is not the best (like if its surface is excessively flaky/textured, or is coated with a foreign substance, like a cash-register receipt), you may have problems here, as well; this is an especially exasperating dilemma because this type of "inferior" foolscap-scrap may sometimes be the only writing-material that's handy at the time when you unexpectedly have to scrawl down a phone number or other important info/reminder, and so you may encounter this debacle more frequently/unavoidably than you might expect.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018