Closet smoker

A person that denies smoking meth

This closet smoker told his wife it was my pipe.

by Kobe Gigi February 17, 2020

Clones

Teenage girls who walk around dressing the same and acting the same. Usually seen around the mall wearing Brandy Melville, acting entitled, and carrying their watered down Starbucks drinks from four hours ago.

Oh gosh, here come to clones!

by notlikeothergirls March 22, 2020

Closies

Those deemed to be worthy of commanding your closeness.

Jango's family makes me jealous, they're all a bunch of closies.

by Yeokel April 4, 2020

Closet

Something that ethan really likes to hide in

I'm in the closet is what ethan says alot

by Potatoknishes888 May 21, 2020

close bob

Opposite of "open bob."
The stereotypical indian or non-native english speaker's way of saying "close your legs," but for boobs.
Meant to entail that you are not interested in boob pics, and/or the female in question is acting like a whore.

Woman: I'm selling topless pics on my onlyfans, you should check it out. I can even send you a few for free if you like what you see.
Indian Man: close bob, woman.

by a dude, probably July 1, 2020

closetier

someone who is still in the closet but acts straight as to not be seen as bi or gay because they are too scared to come out in fear of being rejected.

ella: i really just want a bf!!
aiden: ur such a closetier.
ella: i am not!
aiden: yes, u are.

by enby bitch July 13, 2020

closet karen

A person that acts like a karen in private areas or does things passive aggressively to get their way instead of being full on in public

“that lady gave me an angry look when i said i supported the protests”
“in public she acts perfectly fine but in private she’s such a closet karen about how i am”

by the_medium_waffle September 8, 2020