canadian visual

A Canadian visual is a pre-gettingfrisky inspection of your get down buddy's parts. Just a quick look over to make sure things are acceptable.

Shaun gave her a quick Canadian visual to make sure he wasn't getting more than he bargained for. Crabs are becoming ever more common 'round these parts.

by Crowfucker August 21, 2017

a canadian welcome

When you handshake and you put one leg over the hands and fart in the other one in the face.

ah fuck that dude im gonna give him a canadian welcome

by Mathiens( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 26, 2017

canadian knuckle duster

The act of lubing your toe knuckle and shoving it up a women’s vagina

Tracy: After that Canadian knuckle duster Dave gave me I was seeing god

by ButtNutter666 July 25, 2023

Canadian Hacksaw

When a vagina gets looser as you caugh into it constantly

She wanted oral, but I had a cold so I gave her a Canadian hacksaw

by Sherron Hubbies March 12, 2017

Canadian Encore

The sexual act of ejaculating into your partner's hands and then, they in turn, clap their hands feverishly back into your face.

The ultimate climax to our hot sex session ended with a Canadian Encore...my face was caked with semen splatter

by Voidlessly June 29, 2023

Canadian

A snowman

Hey look! It's a Canadian
That.. is a snowman

by The Man With A Fedora November 6, 2020

Canadian BBQ

Situation where someone exposes themselves into being vulnerable to verbal abuse mutiple times over and over on one specific topic with more cursing then nessicary mainly 'fuck' by an angry canadian

"Ohh its about to be a canadian bbq for you, and we aint having beer or cooking steaks bud roasts only lets go, your driving is so bad, a fucking deer antler can stay straighter than you, when they say check your goddamn blind spots you close your fuckin eyes, when you park you pull in like fuckin lahey flabbergasted to absolute shit hitting two signs and a fuckin leprechaun, their so small you know how fuckin hard that is?"

by LilDank June 24, 2024