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Canadian Christmas

When your parents give in and let you open gifts the day before. Comes from the stereotype of overly nice Canadians.
Oh shit I got a ps4 for canadian christmas, I might not even bother with real christmas
by SWAGBABE430-10 December 8, 2016
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White Canadian

(Drink) - A White Canadian is a cocktail made with MD 20/20, Mad Dog, and Whole Milk served with ice in an Old Fashioned glass. Often goldfish will be used as an alternative to milk.
Yommy slammed 6 White Canadians before going out to drink Long Islands with the other dawgs.
by SmellyMell December 15, 2016
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Canadian Cousin

When you and someone else have both gotten to second base with the same person.

Not to be confused with Eskimo Brother or Eskimo Sisters, in which the two people have had sex with the same person. Or with Minnesotian Twins, in which two people have simply kissed the same person.
Steve: Dude I was making out with Nikki yesterday and she let me put my hand under her shirt.
Evan: No way! I got to second base with her last week.
Steve: Canadian Cousins!
*high five*
by NotAnImposter December 21, 2016
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canadian fireworks

The explosive enjoyment of a nice, long, big Candian rocket. Oftentimes while knee deep in snow
"I'll set off your Canadian Fireworks if you ring my Freedom Bell."
by ElectroKinetica October 21, 2015
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canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.
Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.
by KimmyGold November 9, 2015
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canadian shot

Mark put syrup in a shot glass and drank it, therfore he took a canadian shot.
by JChickenTenders November 26, 2015
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3 horned Canadian pisswilly

When your buddy passes out at a party and u balance 3 empty stacked beer cans on his forehead
Yo last night Dave passed out at the party and we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!
by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 25, 2019
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