road biscuit

The female equivalent of road head. When a woman receives oral sex while operating a motor vehicle.

That was the most magnificent road biscuit she had ever had.

by lilred1983 November 27, 2014

Swiss biscuit

A penis that is so dirty and hasn't been washed for so long, cheesy crusts formed all over it.

After weeks without showering, no girl would go near his swiss biscuit.

by Anubis_wolf December 30, 2014

Whisper Biscuit

A silent but meaningful queef emanating from an ugly wet vagina

Every time I eat your mom out, she wafts a whisper biscuit up my nostril.

by Eatdeeznutz May 16, 2014

mexican biscuit

When you get with a hot chick & have anal sex with her only to reach around & find she's got a cock. Since your not gay you pull out but your past the point of no return & shoot all over the trannies ass

That chick at the club was so hot she had me fooled.... I ended up giving her the Mexican biscuit

by Yogilicious March 23, 2017

wooley biscuit

Wooley biscuit is toilet paper stuck to your butt after you whips down you find it hours later.

My poop looks like a wooley biscuit.

by Ashtray85 October 8, 2017

lit biscuit

the common term “lit”, signaling that things are awesome. Followed by “biscuit” showing everyone you are a tool and smoked meth in the 90’s.

“Yo man come out to the bars tonight?”
-“Shit man Idk”
“ C’mon man this shit is gonna be lit biscuit”
-**hangs up

by Doctor English May 28, 2018

River Biscuit

A slang term for human feces.

I need to go float a river biscuit.

by Miguele Ghee June 2, 2018