beer wizard

the one who summons and distributes beer at college party's

"yo where's the beer wizard at?"
"bro, they're over there, summoning it as we speak"

by panda200 April 18, 2015

Beer Wizard

The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".

"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."

"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."

by broooomswuad April 18, 2015

under-beered

The state of not having enough beer in the house.

Bob: "I thought we had enough beer in the house to last the whole winter!?"

Fred "No mate, you've seriously under-beered, it's only November and we're down to the stubbies."

by fred&bob July 04, 2012

Beer Plug

When other sales reps try to jack your post by advertising their own brands.

That guy just shamelessly 'beer plugs' all day, every day.

by SaltMastaFlex May 16, 2017

beer plugs

In the same vein as beer goggles, referring to drinking so much alcohol that horrible, annoying sounds become more tolerable.

Dude, this band really sucks. PLEASE order another round of beer plugs!

by AZschmeh February 28, 2010

party beer

(n) Random assortment of cans/bottles of beer or any alcoholic beverage that is left over after a party. All party beer/alcohol becomes property of the residents of the party location/property assuming 4 hours after the party has ended.

Do we have any beer?
Yah, there is a whole bunch in the fridge.
Where the hell did we get all of this?
Oh, it is just party beer.

by Dirtyface February 15, 2009

Beer gills

Having the ability to consume beer fastidiously and with ease, as if breathing.

Man, that dude doesn't even drink beer. He inhales it through his beer gills.

by taco jack April 20, 2017