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Asian Beef

When 1 asian dumps another asian like a dumpling falling out of one of those Chinese takeout container things due to beef in their relationship. For example, TRUST ISSUES.
Al, did you hear about the Asian Beef??? Aaron finally dumped his cousin.
by UpNextVanillaSwirlOnThePole January 19, 2018
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couch beef

the beef of the couch. Also known as the cushions or pillows.
That couch has less couch beef than your mom has yoachers.
I can't stand a couch without tons of couch beef.
by cameronbeef November 7, 2013
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Hot Beef

A jalapeno-tinged expulsion of gas from the back door. Often the result of the decision to stop for gas station breakfast burritos.
We were somewhere around Barstow, at the edge of the desert, when we smelled jimmy's Hot Beef from the back seat.
by SpiralSuitcase August 13, 2019
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Barber's Beef

After eating cottage cheese lasagna for a night, you shit on a women, she pukes in your mouth, you shit that out, that's barbers beef.
Me and my girl Stacy have been getting more seriously lately, I even have some Barber's Beef left on the floor last night.
by PerrierDrinker48 March 19, 2019
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beef conditioned

the act of one breaking wind in front of a cooling or heating device that allows air to circulate within a small living space.
Girl - Man, Tim is a jerk.
Guy - Why? what happened?
Girl - Tim beef conditioned the room. It filled matter of seconds.
Guy - Priceless
by nishi06 July 12, 2011
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Roast-beefed

In softball, when the runner on third is trucking her way towards the catcher and the catcher thinks she is out... but the runner completely levels her. Like a shit brick house.
Nicolette roast-beefed the girl from WV.
by redheadedwildchild March 29, 2015
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Beef Stew'd

When someone known to brew up the worst farts known to mankind puts their ass in another persons face and lets "one" go.
After Brian passed out on the floor he was beef Stew'd by Johnny.
by 1PrettyLittleLibra July 14, 2015
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