Cheek Strap Beard

Much like the chin strap beard, the cheek strap is trimmed up to the jaw line. The cheek strap however, covers the cheeks as a normal beard would.

Usually sported by a lad who's confused about how to accomplish a lumberjack style beard.
If Spence would trim that cheek strap beard at the neck line, he wouldn't look like such a muppet.
by Spike the nail driver October 09, 2017
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Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.
Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!
by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024
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beard snack

A particle of solid or liquid food that has lodged in someone's beard.
Mona (pointing to Larry's full red beard): Sweetie, are you gonna eat that beard snack or kin I have it?
by WiscoTheElder March 06, 2015
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Beard Milk

Beard Milk is a naturally occurring liquid produced from the fermentation in a beard by bacteria to produce a nutritious and health white liquid capable of raising a baby to become a well bearded and well adjusted human. Research shows it to be more nutritious than colostrum.
Hey man, your beard is swelling, looks like you better get someone to help you get that Beard Milk out and to the baby as soon as possible.
by JasperBaby May 08, 2020
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beard dimple

When your beard has a dimple, and your chin does not; when there is an indentation in your facial hair
Your facial hair is growing in nicely except for that beard dimple in the middle of your beard
by Jewbooty816 December 10, 2016
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Beard

Nickname of the greatest “Step-Back” artist in whole NBA, James Harden
Yo, Beard was cooking them boys, tonight.
Man, I miss those days when Beard used to drop 40s or 50s on daily.
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