ass bacon

1. clutz, a real jerk.
2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.

1. Dude, you are some serious ass bacon.

2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!

3. Jeff Goldbloom.

by Trav's party July 2, 2006

Bacon wrap

Fat people sex. Plain and simple.

A threesome with two thin girls and a fat guy.

Sharlene and Katie had bacon wrap sex with George McFatty-just to see what it's like! Yuck!

by hey nnnnnnnniger August 2, 2009

Bacon Curtains

A part of a woman's anatomy

Last nights i got in between the bacon curtains

by Marcy R November 9, 2008

Bacon

1. A delicious meat product

2. A raging whore who cheats on your best friend but then gains 50lbs over the summer and becomes really unattractive.

1. Oh my god look at all this bacon!

2. Maegan is such a bacon. I'd punch her but I'd be sucked right in.

by Alli-Bam August 29, 2010

Bacon

God's gift to man. Good for anytime of the day. Easily able to cure any case of vegetarianism.

ONE: "You member how Jenny was a vegetarian?"
TWO: "Yeah, why?"
ONE: "Well, she told me bacon was the best thing she had ever eaten in her life."

by Saxima December 8, 2010

Bacon Taco

to gingerly place a piece of bacon between a womans labia and then proceed to perform oral sex. it is a comon belief that eating the bacon before the first or after the 3rd climax is reached is bad luck. Also, eating the bacon in one bite is seen as the markings of an amateur or just trashy

" Hey bro, did you score with that girl last night?"
" Not only did i score, i gave her a bacon taco bro!"
" Oh man, you are amazing!"

by kroeTM January 14, 2015

kevin bacon special award

slapping a girls ass with bacon while having doggy style sex

one time i gave her a kevin bacon special award

by mutterbuttersutter November 16, 2010