Poop Balls

A kind of fetish, where the man dips his testicles in his partner’s scat.

Typically watery and moist, but is also frequently done with feces that has been left out for over 24 hours.

Mans partner: Hey Babe, do you think we can spice things up tonight and try poop balls?

Man: Yeah, I’ve been excited and meaning to ask for some poop balls for a while.

by Raunchyportapotty June 12, 2021

Top Balls

Top balls is when something is of high quality. It's the opposite of when you would sigh "oh balls" in disgust.

I've done so much for this guy. He owes me. His gift had better be Top Balls.

by flapjackfaceslap December 2, 2016

Ball Waves

Ball waves appear when your beating off and your nutsack tightens up, producing a rippling effect on the exterior surface. The appearance is that of ripples and waves as found in the ocean, only they're on your gonads instead.

Dude, this chick had me wound so tight, I gotz da ball waves.

by Goatblasterman September 12, 2009

Ball Up

To play a pick up game (football, basketball, etc) at a high level.

My boy Matt went to go ball up in the gym today. Nobody could stop him because he was on Xgames mode.

by Jiggeroll May 21, 2022

Evil Ball

A corporate or political deal that evades all moral and ethical principles in search of profit.

Disney played Evil Ball with copyright law so Mickey Mouse wouldn't enter the public domain.

by ClimbingTheLog May 8, 2008

Balls scale

The scale ranging from balls times 1 to balls times ten that determines how bad a current situation is.

Ryan: Somebody ate all of our chicken!
Brandon: Balls times 7!!
Ryan:That's pretty high on the Balls scale.

by Rmilkman October 20, 2008

Ball nog

A slang term for semen.

"Dude, Brittney was giving me head and she totally swallowed my ball nog."

by Dick Hardening January 8, 2012