Colon breath

A description of when someone farts (colon burps)

Would you please stop farting? I am tired of smelling your colon breath. Would please tell your colon to stop burping!

by Mrslady78 November 9, 2019

Canadian breath mint

The act of a woman farting into your mouth after intercourse. Some spooge may or may not be involved.

Wow, Wendy was incredible last night but to top it all off, she gave me a Canadian Breath Mint afterwards to help me sleep.

by Chunk762 September 22, 2023

The Breath Of Marseilles

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Marseilles

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Batty Breath

This is when ones breath stinks that bad it smells like an anus

“You have batty breath”

by Wild Warren December 13, 2020

care bear breath

When your mouth smells like feces, and you use a piece of peppermint to try and freshen it. This combination births the outcome of someone caring to respect another person, but fails horribly because now the breath attacks like a bear. R.I.P

Bro, you chillin with that care bear breath again.

by Kskeet November 5, 2014

A Breath Of Versailles

What i call people when they slip on a piece of dog shit.

Person 1: Have you ever slipped on a piece of dog shit before?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now A Breath Of Versailles.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 9, 2025

Thumb Breath

What is required to type multiple sentences on to a smart phone. Or, the time one takes to type on a smart phone uses their thumb breath. If you're getting tired of typing on your phone, you're out of thumb breath.

Save your thumb breath, I'm not reading your message right now.

by Unemeoj October 31, 2022