When you someone say the same word at the same time with you, the other person is jinxed and you get to have sex with them
“Hi!” Tina, “Hi!” Sam, “OMG we just said the same word!!” exclaims Sam, “Does this mean that we have to have sex now?” Asks Tina, “Yeah bend over cause I just bed jinxed you!” Screams Sam
by Doodlebreath May 27, 2018
Get the Bed jinxedmug. Bed-breaking of old items/objects being broken or unusable is commonly seen and depicted as a sign of good fortune and good outcomes in the new item or bed.
NO EXAMPLE OF BED-BREAKING
by rs09 January 20, 2024
Get the Bed-breakingmug. A bed fit for an astronaut. It gives the owner delusions of grandeur and makes them think they're hot shit. In reality, it's the bed wherein the owner gets pegged.
by Django Elf March 20, 2021
Get the NASA bedmug. Where...
1). you sleep
2). you have sex or something
3). you cannot be able to escape the fluffy prison
1). you sleep
2). you have sex or something
3). you cannot be able to escape the fluffy prison
by 7568ino January 18, 2024
Get the bedmug. Also known as a Kansas Backburner, it is an sexual position where two or more partners (of any sexuality) make fierce love on a bed of ants causing their skin to appear red and dark as if they recently came out of a tanning bed.
“You and Stacy still hanging out”
“No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites”
“No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites”
by JackieChanIsAHero June 3, 2020
Get the Carolina Tanning Bedmug. Hyper bed is a thing where you bring your bf/gf and you get naked and he shoves his cock inside your booty
by Bootyman162 June 14, 2017
Get the hyper bedmug. An extremely large bellied woman is laying spread eagle on your bed and while you are eating her out she lifts her belly up and drops it on your head. Effectively recreating the ripple of a water bed in her belly fat.
Beatrice water bedded me while I was performing fellatio on her vaginal region. She was water bedding me because I am a naughty boy.
by Bbbrizzle November 6, 2017
Get the Water Beddingmug.