April 7th

On this day you must rail your “friend”?

Abby: Hay Dan, it’s April 7th!
Daniel: Ok get in the car.

by Anasen March 30, 2021

april 28:)

if girl bday: ask her out!!! and wait 2 or 3 days and give hoodie she will love that!!!!

if boy bday: ask him out and just hold hi hand everyday and kiss them they want u really bad so give them love...

i love april 28:)

by angel caca face October 23, 2019

April Fools

That one day that jerks use as an excuse to do anything.

Sometimes, on very rare occasions, jokes on this day are actually funny.

Guy 1: *deletes everything on Guy 2's computer*
Guy 2: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?"
Guy 1: "April Fools!"

Guy 3: "Did you hear? Minecraft released an April Fools update!"
Guy 4: "At least now I have something to do while I hide from all the jerks outside."

by Vexian Empire April 5, 2020

April 1

Malina’s birthday. A bunch of guys like her but they don’t know she’s a mistake.

Malina was born on April 1.

by Lolimswag November 4, 2019

April 21st

-National drug test day
-National "Its just allergies" day

Boss: Allergy season really getting to you, huh?
You: Y-Yeah...
Boss: Do you mind taking a drug test?
You: Why?
Boss: Its April 21st, National drug test day.

by person who cant spell anonimis May 28, 2018

April 23

The day a bitch nigga was born

Isaiah was born on April 23rd so he is a born bitch

by Applebottomjeans7263 October 24, 2019

April 12th

Bully anyone that starts with the letter J day, where you bully anyone that has their first name start with J.

"Yeah man its April 12th, lets bully Jade."
"I almost forgot its April 12th, go bully Jared."

by densityy May 25, 2018