hot cup of asshole

Someone who exceeds the boundaries of a normal "asshole" so much that one remains almost speechless.
Stan kicked your mother's cavernous bat cave? Well, I can't say I'm surprised. Your mother is a hot cup of asshole.
by MB87 September 28, 2010
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Dune buggy asshole

An unsociable member of society who frequents sand duned areas, and drives specially modified vehicles in these areas. The Dune buggy asshole has little regard for public safety and will not hesitate to run over both persons or property who stand in his way.
That Dune buggy asshole just tore up my goddam lawn!

The sooner these Dune buggy assholes get arrested the better.

It was a peaceful day down at the beach until a bunch of Dune buggy assholes turned up.
by dunebuggypilot March 02, 2014
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brasso on my asshole

A term coined from disciplinary action while one is serving in the armed forces.
I just came from the sarg's tent , boy was he pissed about me missing the revelie, he put the brasso on my asshole.
by jeffbo April 28, 2009
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bag of smashed assholes

how one feels after a night of too much booze and dope, and too little sleep
"i woke up in a ditch, and i want to puke, i pretty much feel like a bag of smashed assholes"
by khole March 28, 2006
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a can of smashed assholes

Used to define a rather homely individual.
He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!
by CJ5GUY April 24, 2006
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rip a new asshole

1. to have words with, to reprimand (a figurative and hollow threat)
2. mofos who intend to do something really bad to someone's hiney or asshole. (literal threat)
I scolded my son and said that I was going to come after his wife and rip a new asshole for disrespecting me and my mother if she didn't send the girls dance pictures like she promised.
by ana unum aka queen latrine January 21, 2007
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dora the explorer asshole

a show that makes toddlers crazy and they say words all over like idiots the monkey boots is a psychopatic asshole. the backpack that talk make kids think backpacks can talk. then when they see a backpack they'll freak out

dora the explorer is a bastard show for toddlers dont let your child see this PEGI ASSHOLE
dora the explorer asshole"bastard idiot mexican backpack and monkey
by the talk of truth in shit December 31, 2011
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