4 am

The perfect time for a sandwich. Used commonly when a person is not tired, or cannot figure out a fucking alarm clock and have to wake up early. It is often caused by watching random videos and staying up on social media

I am writing this at 4 am with a sandwich in my hand

by swamphed February 26, 2021

Jasing on a willi-ams

Taking a long shit whilst hovering over someone else’s dick

I was having the funniest conversation whilst Jasing on a Willi-ams the other day.

by PyrozBlazegate March 5, 2021

i am such a disappointment

is when you fail or get a question wrong that you could have gotten it right if you have just USED YOUR BRAIN

broi: gets a question wrong: WHAT IM SURE THAT WAS RI- wait..... i am such a disappointment

by someone else thats not u March 5, 2021

I wonder if I am being spyed on

I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on

Someone: I wonder if I am being spyed on

Me: Well, I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on

by i wonder if March 13, 2021

3 am

When everyone is horny

person 1: Heyyy its 3 am ;)

by emirra April 13, 2021

I am the moon

A phrase which connotes a self anointed sense of gravity and gravitas. The origins of this term come from Preston jones' 1962 stage play "the last meeting of the knights of the white magnolia"where towards the end of the play the proverbial spotlight sweeper utters as he sweeps up the spotlight:"I am the moon. Stemco stemco.stemco!" I have no idea what stemco means!

Sports reporter to star athlete: you have to put in an intense amount of time training for your sport. How do you do it?" Star athlete. I am the moon

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

ams

Short for "I am" or "Am is" mostly used by lazy people

Ams going to bed

by Crvyln April 30, 2021