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Get the wanking a goldfish mug.Bro i just had a Flash-Wank and it wasn't as good as i'd hoped.
Dude you should've gone for longer then
Dude you should've gone for longer then
by DaddyDefinition September 4, 2016
Get the Flash-Wank mug.Good night last night John?
“Yeah went to that charity doo and ended up getting a cabbage wank behind the buffet table”
“Yeah went to that charity doo and ended up getting a cabbage wank behind the buffet table”
by Lord loverocket October 8, 2018
Get the Cabbage wank mug.Proceeding to put a pencil in your urethra. Then put the pencil in a pencil sharpener, and sharpen it all the way down to the eraser while stroking your penis.
by Cemmons March 19, 2017
Get the Pencil Wanking mug.When one has simply nothing better to do than masterbate so they choose the easiest thing to jerk off to. They do not necessarily have to be horney, they just can't keep there hands off their dick. A cheap wank is generally occurs when one is just bored and wants to blow easily.
One who has a Cheap Wank will jerk off to what ever gets them going easily.
Harry was home alone so he watched his favourite porno for the sake of wanking.
Harry was home alone so he watched his favourite porno for the sake of wanking.
by tcmate January 26, 2013
Get the Cheap Wank mug.Hellooooo, I’ve had a great day. Been so fucking horny. I went down to the corner shop to buy me a melon to have a right good Persian wank.
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