food wank

A solitary indulgence purely from taste, smell & asthethics of food, a moment of ecstasy.

I just had an amazing food wank.

by Cjordanchef January 10, 2015

wanking a goldfish

Where east benders go to watch confrontation street

Colin was wanking a goldfish, he should get down to confrontation street

by eastbender November 3, 2013

Flash-Wank

When a male masturbates at top speed leading to a not so pleasing climax.

Bro i just had a Flash-Wank and it wasn't as good as i'd hoped.

Dude you should've gone for longer then

by DaddyDefinition September 4, 2016

Cabbage wank

The act of being pleasured manually by a physically disabled person

Good night last night John?
“Yeah went to that charity doo and ended up getting a cabbage wank behind the buffet table”

by Lord loverocket October 8, 2018

Pencil Wanking

Proceeding to put a pencil in your urethra. Then put the pencil in a pencil sharpener, and sharpen it all the way down to the eraser while stroking your penis.

Bro, I just got cum on my pencil sharpener after pencil wanking.

by Cemmons March 19, 2017

Cheap Wank

When one has simply nothing better to do than masterbate so they choose the easiest thing to jerk off to. They do not necessarily have to be horney, they just can't keep there hands off their dick. A cheap wank is generally occurs when one is just bored and wants to blow easily.

One who has a Cheap Wank will jerk off to what ever gets them going easily.
Harry was home alone so he watched his favourite porno for the sake of wanking.

by tcmate January 26, 2013

Persian wank

Using a fruit to fuck like a pussy.

Hellooooo, I’ve had a great day. Been so fucking horny. I went down to the corner shop to buy me a melon to have a right good Persian wank.

by BDDD44 October 9, 2023