Big truck tires

1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size

2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women

3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence

Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”

by Thelongjogger February 25, 2019

there are no trucks in minecraft

a gag in "50 ways to die in minecraft" where if you say that, you will get run over by a purple semi truck

Person 1: Hey give me all your emeralds.
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!

and then the person dies, the end

by cool good epic man July 6, 2025

Crank the truck

A slang term that means to have sex with someone.

Rob: Are you guys gonna crank the truck tonight?
Bob: Yep... we're gonna crank the truck all night.

by Setariii January 17, 2011

Cake truck

A woman's butt which is overly bodacious and bouncy when in motion.

Damn, Aunt Fanny walking around with her cake truck tonight.

by Obliene November 26, 2021

clown truck

An insult that can be used in any situation.

He fell, what a clown truck!

by Sirlosealot513 May 17, 2016

truck tire

Slang for same sex relationship.

Look at those two male truck tires kissing at the ice cream place.

by MightyLaynex April 28, 2017

Truck Fuck

when skateboarders use their skateboards as a means of self defense by holding the axle of one of the skateboards trucks and swinging the board like its a sword causing self protection from violent people

never Truck Fuck anyone

by D4z1b013000 May 18, 2022