Shitfaced Monster

The alter-ego of the Cookie Monster, or Charlie Sheen after partying and drinking for a straight week.

He is the Shitfaced Monster, cause he just partied for entire week straight!

by dddd1111 June 14, 2011

Mud Monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monster.

by definitelyn0tcoveredinshit September 19, 2021

Sweat Monsters

An old pair of sweatpants cut off at the knees and magically transformed into a stylish pair of shorts that allow the flexibility of sweatpants, but with the comfort of shorts

Sid - "dude you check out these dope new sweat monsters i made the other day?"

Phil - "pretty tight bro, looks like some good flexibility with the comfort of shorts, not to mention stylish as all hell"

by SBtheGhost April 29, 2011

hygiene monster

A Maverick. One who doesn't wash his testicles for several days at a time leaving them covered in grime and grit resulting In a infected sack

Damnn bro that's nasty.. He's a hygiene monster

by Sir Leker January 29, 2015

sausage monster

The step bellow a meatball monster. A guy that is jacked but not overly jacked. They can be seen at the gym in groups. Are very strong but not necessarily massive like meatball monsters.

A couple of sausage monsters and I were at the gym yesterday blasting our pecs.

by Robby Fresh April 11, 2008

Monster hit

A song that becomes A LOT more successful than all of the other songs in the charts.

Dude, Despacito is such a monster hit, it's literally everywhere!

by Alesso October 30, 2021

Meth Monster

A female that uses IV drugs, and cannot hit herself..

IV drug user that has a male follow them around all day so he could hit her vein with Meth* Meth care taker.!

The Meth Monsters are taking over KEOKUK...

by Meth Reaper September 4, 2018