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jizz harvester

Someone who wants to have sex with you just to collect your jizz to sell it on the black market for immense amounts of money.
Dude stay away from her she's a jizz harvester
by poopyman September 16, 2013
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jizz nuttin

when u get hard off of salted cashews
Girlfriend: what were you doing last night?
Boyfriend: i couldn't stop jizz nuttin
by CoreyTech May 4, 2018
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Jizz Ops

When u try to bust a nut in ur room with a lot of guests coming over, play on spec ops units that stealth their way behind enemy lines to secure the objective.
{Jizz ops in action}

Meat beater:*fap fap fap*

Family at the door: hey everyone! Amanda take this its egg salad, wait where is 'Meat beater'?

Meat beater: Bravo 6 going hard. *fap fap fap*
by Chebster August 2, 2021
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Jizz wank

by Clit popper May 1, 2018
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Jizz Farm

Connor is shooting blanks so he, and his wife went to a jizz farm to get a bun in the oven.
by Donewaiting September 7, 2016
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Jizz Juice

noun A fine beverage sourced right from within the penis. Characterised by its creamy appearance and consistency, it contains subtle hints of vanilla and notes of sperm. It has a frothy texture and is white in colour. It’s a nice refreshment that pairs well with eating ass.
“She drank up that jizz juice when’s she was giving me that samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy
by bruhyouredrinkingcumpowder? November 6, 2021
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