Hand juices

Cum,jizz

Stop getting your hand juices everywhere

by Nerdgirl3000 November 7, 2018

Throw these hands

Meaning about to start fighting

"Im about to throw these hands." Chris said sternly. "Fine. You want to fight? Let's fight."

by YassBoss July 17, 2017

Chap in hand

Male masturbation. A term most prevalently used by members of the British upper-middle class.

The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.

"I tell you what Bertie, today's been monstrous. I can't wait to get home tonight so I can get chap in hand."

by Tooting Sigh August 10, 2018

Charli Hands

Charli Hands is the most amazing person in the world. She deserves every single bit of love in the entire fucking world. If anyone were to hurt her I'd make you regret it. She is kind and sweet and definitely a cutie and I love her so much. She owns my whole heart. love you

I love Charli Hands so much

by I love you Charli April 18, 2019

Hand-Free

Hand-Free is a very rare gift. It is when you can make YOURSELF cum, without anyone's hands. It is very hard to do and you don't feel the full orgasm as you would via a Blowjob, Handjob or otherwise.

Man: I can go Hand-Free

Woman: But I can make you unable to handle me

by mushroom_the_man123 May 30, 2017

Hand-Grenade

To cup your hand gingerly beneath your arse, flatulate into it, and throw the ensuing stench into an unsuspecting friend's face.

I hand-grenaded him all throughout high school. The gases burned right through his olfactory nerves... poor lad hasn't been able to smell things for years...

by JugJuggler December 5, 2017

Front hand

Your penis.

I only talked to this chick for an hour before she was shaking my front hand in the bathroom.

by Ad-roq September 19, 2016