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what comes out your ass
by sgratia March 8, 2019
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culo creamy shit

by ARetardedPerson August 29, 2022
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Whack-A-Mole Shit Show

Adjective, Noun or Adverb:
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.
After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"
by JustAHappyCamper January 12, 2021
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Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
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Eat shit and die

1: Used to express anger or annoyance towards someone 2: Used to express that you want someone to go away 3: A boastful way of declaring victory , in the form of ‘eat’ or ‘ate shit’
1) They said I suck? Well they can eat shit and die.
2) There’s someone knocking at the door. Well I’m not answering it, they can eat shit and die.
3) Did you beat Joe in the race? Yes, he ate my shit.
by SiL3Nt J September 7, 2023
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Shit

Young people, it's time to learn, don't search for strange words here. Study hard and make progress every day.

Otherwise, you will become the same as this word. Which you can't find a partner. Can't even taste cum. After you die, you will regret why you didn’t whip your girlfriend/boyfriend’s ass with a small leather whip.

Oh no. Imagine searching this word in the urban dictionary,

mhmm...seems that you don’t have a girlfriend/boyfriend at all.

Haha FUNNY.

If you don’t study and your face is not good-looking, you won’t be able to find a partner. If you can’t find a partner, you won’t be able to have sex. If you can’t have sex, what’s the point of living?
SO GO STUDY RIGHT NOW. :)

STOP SEARCHING WEIRD WORDS *skull face*
Imagine being a virgin LMFAO”
“Imagine searching SHIT”
Imagine being boring ASF”
by Zakooooo March 1, 2023
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Shit a brick

When you take your first shit after anal sex
Tom said we should have anal. Imagine the first shit after, I would literally shit a brick.
by Milf33 May 5, 2025
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