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Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.
"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,
by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019
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Oscar the man

Safe opp boy feds at yard so allowing the beef safe g
by Kenzie the opp October 12, 2018
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dragon-man

Half man, half dragon. Trogdor was one for approximately 2 seconds.
Trogdor was a man... a DRAGON-MAN!!! ...okay, maybe just a dragon.
by Cat… with a K. August 24, 2023
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I’m He-Man Syndrome

Whenever a troll realizes he can one-up everybody by acting and emulating he-man emulating the power and self-confidence of He-man, all the while censoring online the animated content of his minions or group so that they never actually see the Real He Man, which would totally kill him on its face, physically speaking, once they saw the abs, the face, and natural popularity of the original He-Man. Such infected individuals live solely to obliterate He-man and every digital footprint of him off the face of the universe, or else they’re nothing at all.
“Drats, that’s skeletor! Turn that off!” said the botnet administrator clinically diagnosed with I’m He-man Syndrome, in another close call with fate.
by Joey2dope November 29, 2019
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sexiest man alive

Just Google him up and you’ll see what I mean

All the guys and girls will faint once they see him as he is the sexiest man alive I met so far.
by suck_my_d33 January 9, 2020
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benedicts man

Them 2 homo boys there, is 2 benedicts man
by Suck it like ah lolipop April 14, 2024
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A man

The one who has fallen into a river in Lego City
A man has fallen into a river in Lego City!
by Audi_A4_Avant June 2, 2020
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