My dick fell ofF

When a dick falls of your ball sack

MY DICK FELL OFF!

by MY. Dick. Fell. Off. March 7, 2018

big dick plumber chick

1. a female who is equipped and experienced in processing oversized members.

2. a tranny hooker who eats assholes.

3. a well-endowed plumber whose Christian name is Richard, and happens to look like a woman.

4. bull-dikes

i was down at the pub, taking a leak in the bathroom, when all of a sudden i was jumped by a 300-pound big dick plumber chick.

by kgspeeniz2 May 6, 2011

she farted on my dick

When a thot flagellates on your genitalia

Damn, she farted on my dick

by CheckMyBackPack May 7, 2017

sucking my own dick

When one promotes themselves repeatedly in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but sucking your own dick is a more humble way to admit it.

J: We should do the bowl skit for the show.
S: No, that's not a good idea. I know I'm sucking my own dick here but my ideas have been consistently better and I think we should do my idea instead of yours.

by chubop October 3, 2016

National dick grope week

October 6-12 is the week you get to grope anyone dick

I can’t wait till its National dick grope week

by Ass slapping October 3, 2019

Po yo dick out

A phrase used to describe to describe an event, usually partying of some sort, that is so crazy and awesome that you want to pull your dick out right then and there.

Present tense

You: KU just won the national championship, everybody po yo dick out!!

Past tense

Friend: So how was that party last night?
You: It was awesome, I poed my dick out all over town.

Future tense

Friend: What do you have going on tonight.
You: I am going out with the guys and it is going to be so crazy that everybody is going to be poing their dicks out.

by LizzardKing November 30, 2011

go go gadget dick

The mating call of the male species when a boner is acheived.

"Hey, the officer's up! Go go gadget dick!"

by edude77 January 28, 2005